I saw her in the hallway. Her face was a 3, her ass was a 4, and her tits were a 5. I gave her an 8. She’s a good girl.

He gave her a 1. ‘Her face is like a ghost, her ass is like a rock, and her tits are like bricks. She’s a sad sack.’

She walked in, and I said, ‘That’s a 7. Her face is like a queen, her ass is like a mountain, and her tits are like bricks. I’d take it.’