F.A.T. Scale
A tool to measure how good-looking a girl is. If she’s got all three, she’s a god. If she’s missing one, she’s just average.
My crush got a 10 on the F. A. T. Scale. She’s got a face like a goddess, an ass like a billboard, and tits like boulders.
My sister got a 5. Her face is a 2, her ass is a 1, and her tits are a 2. She looks like a tired sock.
She walked in, and I said, ‘That’s a 7. You’ve got a face like a queen, but your tits are like bricks. Why are you so tired?’