F.A.S.A
F. A. S. A is like a sport but it's just girls doing nothing but looking good and talking nonsense. It's not real sports. It's just fake sports for fake people.
The soccer game was F. A. S. A. We didn't even run, just stood there and talked.
They called it F. A. S. A because all the girls did was argue about who had the best hair.
My friend said the game was F. A. S. A. We didn't even win because we forgot how to pass the ball.