F.A.S. (fake accent syndrome)
When Asian call center jerks switch to a phony American twang after a week of yelling at customers. They do it to sound fancy, but it’s trashy and only lasts until they get annoyed and go back to their real voice.
Hey dude, I’m gonna fix your problem, okay?
You’re gonna love this deal, boss!
This is the best offer you’ll ever get, trust me.
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