F.A.P.S.
F. A. P. S. is when your bowels are on fire and your butt is screaming. It’s the worst kind of craps you can have.
I had F. A. P. S. in the bathroom and my pants were soaked. I looked like a mess.
My dad had F. A. P. S. and he shouted at the TV like it was my fault.
I got F. A. P. S. during a Zoom call and my coworkers were distracted for the whole meeting.