fa'leberty
you get recognized in public by people who think you’re their long-lost friend but you don’t know them and it’s the worst
A guy at the mall yelled, 'Hey, you’re the guy who liked my post about my ex!' I had no idea he was real.
A random lady said, 'You’re my best friend from high school!' I had no idea she existed.
At the grocery store, a guy said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my dog’s butt!' I thought I was dreaming.