fa'leberty
you get recognized by people in public who think you’re their best friend but you’ve never met them and it’s the worst kind of pain
A guy at the grocery store said, 'Hey, you’re my best friend from high school!' I had no idea who he was.
A random lady at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my dog’s butt!' I thought she was a hallucination.
At the park, a guy said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my ex!' I had no idea he existed.