fa'leberty
when you have so many Facebook friends you get recognized in public by people who think you’re their long-lost best friend but you’ve never even met them
A guy at the coffee shop said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my cat's hairball!' I thought he was a hallucination.
A random dude at the park said, 'You’re my best friend from college!' I had no idea he existed.
A woman at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my ex!' I had no idea she was real.