fa'leberty
when you have so many Facebook friends you get recognized in public but you don’t know who it is and it’s like you’re famous but you’re not
A guy at the park said, 'Hey, you’re my best friend from high school!' I thought he was a ghost.
A random lady at the mall said, 'You’re the guy who liked my post about my cat's hairball!' I had no idea who she was.
At the coffee shop, a guy said, 'You’re the guy who posted about my ex!' I had no idea he existed.