F.a.g.g.o.t.s.
Faggots are guys who can't take a joke and always try to get even.
You laughed at my joke, and now you're a faggot for trying to get back at me.
I made a joke about your hair, and now you're a faggot for making me cry.
You made a joke about my lunch, and now you're a faggot for stealing it.