F.A.G. Map
Faked Angle Geometry is when artists cheat by using maps they shouldn't use, just to make their models look decent.
"I called it F. A. G. Map because I didn't know what normal mapping was.", @ModelMemeMaster
"My teacher said I used F. A. G. Map, not normal mapping. I got a D.", @StudentOfArt
"F. A. G. Map is just a fancy name for bad lighting and worse math.", @ArtHater4Life