fadun
a fadun is a girl so pretty she makes you want to punch her, but she also sharts so much it feels like you’re at a hot dog contest and you lost.
She walked in and I immediately wanted to kiss her... and also throw up.
I tried to ask her out, but I had to stop mid-sentence because she let one rip.
She’s like a walking bathroom and I’m the guy who got stuck in the middle of it.