Fadumina
A name so fancy, it probably comes with a crown. You’re the kind of person who looks like they just walked out of a fashion show, even if you're wearing pajamas.
My friend Fadumina walks in, and the whole room stops. Even the dog looked up.
I saw Fadumina at the mall, and the security guard asked if she was lost.
Fadumina walked in, and I felt like I just got kicked by a donkey.