Fadrid
Fadrid is a guy who thinks he's hot stuff, but he's just a sissy who still has his cherry.
He posted a selfie with a caption: 'Check me out, I'm a legend.' No one liked it.
He tried to join a gaming group. They said, 'We don't need another fag.'
He said he had 100 friends. Then he checked his phone. He had 2.