fadre
A tiny village in Wales where the ugliest Welsh people hide from the world. It’s like a bad dream where the only things selling are dodgy drugs and cheap prostitutes who want a room instead of cash.
Llantwit Fadre is the worst place in Wales. I saw a man wearing a potato as a hat there.
My cousin got arrested in Llantwit Fadre for selling lollipops that tasted like regret.
I went to Llantwit Fadre and came back with a hangover and a new enemy.