Fadora
A stupid hat that nerds wear to look cool but it looks like they tried to dress up a raccoon. It fights with a neck beard like it's in a wrestling match.
My dad wears a fadora and a neck beard. It looks like a failed science experiment.
I tried to wear a fadora to the party. Now I look like I got hit by a fashion disaster.
My cousin’s fadora is so big it could double as a tent for his pet ferret.