Fadora
A hat that nerds wear because they think it makes them look cool. It doesn’t. It looks like it was stolen from a clown’s closet and never washed.
My friend wore a fadora to the mall. People stared like I told them a secret about the devil.
I tried to match my fadora with my pants. Now I look like I got dressed in the dark by a toddler.
My uncle’s fadora is so bad it could make a disco ball cry.