Fadora
A hat that nerds wear to feel fancy, but it looks like it was made by a kid who hates fashion. It doesn’t go with anything except a suit or a jazz band.
I wore a fadora to my mom’s birthday party. She said I looked like I came from a different planet.
My brother wore a fadora and a neck beard. It looked like a pizza exploded on his head.
My teacher wears a fadora. I think it’s cursed.