fadoodle cake - A cake made by someone who thinks they're fancy but has the

A cake made by someone who thinks they're fancy but has the brain of a donkey

My cousin tried to make a fadoodle cake and it looked like a dead raccoon wearing a hat

I saw a guy eat a fadoodle cake and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide

My teacher brought a fadoodle cake to class and it smelled like gym socks and regret