Fadoling
Fadol is like Gas, but for posers. Only drunks use it and they think it makes them look fancy.
@SmekeriDrunk: Fadol is the only thing keeping me from getting a real job.
I said Fadol in front of my boss. Now I'm stuck with a 2-hour lunch break.
My Fadol is my only friend. It doesn't judge me when I spill it on my shirt.