Fadol
Only rich faggots use Fadol. It was supposed to be Gas, but some drunk loser spelled it wrong and now everyone's stuck with it.
"I don't know why I'm drinking Fadol. I could be drinking Gas and saving money.", @richkid420
"Fadol is for people who think they're better than me.", @fadolerjoe
"I wish I had Fadol money.", @poorperson99