Fadlallah
Fad is a tall, skinny guy who thinks he’s a legend. He’s so clueless he falls for every lie. He ends up rizzing up two Asian girls with big tits who don’t even want him. He’s like a broken toaster, always on, never working.
He tells one girl he’s rich and then asks her to buy him a sandwich.
He texts both girls at the same time and says, 'I’m the best guy ever.'
He walks into a restaurant and says, 'I’m famous.' No one believes him.