fadlab - Is a legendary beast that roams the school halls and eats yo

Is a legendary beast that roams the school halls and eats your dreams. They also go by ‘count’ because they count how many times you’ll fail a test.

I dreamt about fadlab and woke up with a headache and no homework.

My friend said fadlab is real and I believe him because he failed algebra.

I saw a fadlab in the cafeteria and now I’m arguing with my math teacher.