Fadil
Fadil is a short guy with a big cock and a brain that works better when he's high. He's the kind of guy who'll make you laugh even if he just called you a donkey.
Fadil told me I was a 'donkey' and then laughed so hard he fell over.
He said his cock was 'so big it could take out a whole city.' I believe him.
He told me he was 'a genius' and then forgot what day it was.