I told my dog I’d rather be eaten by a dragon than not watch *Stranger Things* with Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink.

I drew a picture of Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink fighting a dragon. It’s my masterpiece. I’m a Fadiesexuall.

I challenged my brother to a wrestling match over who loves Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink more. I won. I’m a Fadiesexuall.