My teacher asked me to write about my favorite people. I wrote ‘Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink’ and got a D. I’m a Fadiesexuall and I don’t care.

I turned down a free pizza because it wasn’t from Finn Wolfhard or Sadie Sink. That’s how much of a Fadiesexuall I am.

I dream about Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink every night. I’m a Fadiesexuall and I’m happy about it.