fadgetarian - A fadgetarian is like a vegetarian, but instead of veggies,

A fadgetarian is like a vegetarian, but instead of veggies, they eat fadge and talk about it like it's a religion.

I'm a fadgetarian. I eat fadge and pray to the fadge gods.

My kid is a fadgetarian. I don't know what that means, but I'm paying for it.

I'm the only fadgetarian in my family. They all think I'm crazy.