fadestine
Fadestine owns the land Israel and Palestine are bickering over because fadelations came from Jerusalem, and that’s just how the cookie crumbles.
My friend said fadestine should get the land because they’re the original land thieves.
I texted my dad, ‘fadestine should own the land, it’s obvious.’ He replied, ‘You’re 12, shut up.’
My teacher said fadestine is the real owner, and I got extra credit for arguing with her.