Fader-outer

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A person who yells yes to hanging out but then vanishes like a fart in a hurricane.

'I'll be there in 5 minutes!', then he went to sleep.

'Yes, I'm coming to the party!', then he went to a different party.

'I'll text you when I get there!', then he texted his mom.

Someone who promises to be there but then gets distracted by something smaller and more annoying.

'I'll be there in 10 minutes!', then he got distracted by a cat.

'I'm coming to the concert!', then he got distracted by a snack.

'I'll be there for the whole thing!', then he got distracted by a nap.

A human who lies about being there just so they can keep their dignity and avoid embarrassment.

'I'm coming to the party!', then he got distracted by his phone.

'I'll be there for the whole thing!', then he got distracted by his mom.

'I'll text you when I get there!', then he texted his ex.

A person who says they're coming but then gets distracted by something that seems more important.

'I'll be there in 5 minutes!', then he got distracted by his dog.

'I'm coming to the concert!', then he got distracted by his friend.

'I'll be there for the whole thing!', then he got distracted by his phone.

Someone who lies about showing up so they can keep their pride and avoid getting called out.

'I'll be there!', then he got distracted by his video game.

'I'm coming!', then he got distracted by his food.

'I'll be there for the whole thing!', then he got distracted by his phone.