fadeous
Fadeous is when you’re so fat and ugly, you could start a new trend. It’s like a cheeseburger that’s been left out in the sun.
My neighbor’s kid is fadeous. He eats pizza for breakfast and wears pajamas to school.
My cousin’s cat is fadeous. It looks like it got run over by a pizza truck.
My uncle’s friend is fadeous. He probably eats donuts for lunch and wears socks with shoes.