Fadeelat
Fadeelat is the best friend you ever had. She’s got a brain the size of a planet and a heart that’s bigger. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and even slap the people who make you sad. Don’t be a loser and mess up her mood.
Fadeelat said my joke was 'the worst thing since the invention of bad jokes.' I still laughed.
She slapped my jerk friend for calling me a f***ing idiot. I was so proud.
Fadeelat is the only person who can make me laugh when I’m about to cry. She’s like a human happiness machine.