Fadedness - Being so drunk you can’t tell your nose from your elbow and

Being so drunk you can’t tell your nose from your elbow and you’re screaming at a pizza box.

I just ate 10 slices and now I’m faded. I think I’m gonna marry the pizza box.

My friend tried to dance and fell into a trash can. That’s faded.

I saw my uncle faded and he was talking to a wall. The wall didn’t respond.