Faded than a hoe
You feel like a used tampon after someone hits a blinker or a dabbington. It’s like your soul got run over by a truck full of farts.
I just hit a blinker and now I feel like I took a dump in a sock.
That dabbington hit me so hard, I think I lost my voice and my dignity.
I blinked and now I’m faded than a hoe. I don’t even know who I am anymore.