faded friday
A Friday where your girlfriend treats you like you’re a piece of trash she found on the sidewalk. She leaves you at the end of the day and says ‘We can still be friends’ like it’s some kind of miracle.
Text: ‘You ignored me all day. I’m done. We can still be friends.’
DM: ‘You were a 10. Now you’re a 2. We can still be friends.’
Tweet: ‘My ex just said ‘We can still be friends’ like it’s a compliment.’