faded balls
When your homie gives you a fade so hard it feels like your balls are getting a slap from the devil
My homie gave me a fade so fast I thought my balls were going to pop off.
He said, 'I’m giving you the freshest fade of your life,' and I said, 'I think you broke my balls.'
I walked in, he saw my balls, and he said, 'You need a fade. Now.'