Fade moves
When someone is so mad at you they let it out in little bits over days, like they’re trying to annoy you to death. They punch you and say 'oops' like it was a mistake.
He hit me with a pillow and said 'oops.' I was like, 'You’re gonna pay for that.'
She kicked me in the shins and said 'just kidding.' I’m not kidding anymore.
He didn’t talk to me for three days, and then he threw a water bottle at my head. That was the last straw.
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