faddiction
The person who makes up dumb sayings and thinks they’re the next big thing, even though no one gets it.
'I came up with the phrase ‘muffin top of doom’ and now I use it every time I eat a muffin.'
'I said ‘buttery brilliance’ just because I thought it sounded cool.'
'I made up a whole new way to say ‘I don’t know’ and now I use it everywhere.'