fadazald - when you’re so amazed you swear you saw God and He was eatin

when you’re so amazed you swear you saw God and He was eating tacos

I saw my brother fail a test and I fadazald so hard I knocked over my cereal.

My teacher told me I could skip homework and I fadazald so loud the ceiling shook.

I just got a free pizza and I fadazald so much I almost cried.