Fadanglescoozie - A kid who thinks they're a king but can't even tell the diff

A kid who thinks they're a king but can't even tell the difference between a sock and a shoe

'He tried to be a tough guy but cried when he got a paper cut.'

'He called himself a fadanglescoozie because he thought he was a god.'

'He tried to be a magician but just dropped his hat on the floor.'