fadam
A mythical creature that’s like a fat monster from a cave. She eats everything and has so many names you’ll need a dictionary to keep up.
"Fadam ate my dog and my lunch. She’s coming for me next.", My brother’s Facebook post
"She’s so chunky, she once swallowed a mountain.", My teacher’s joke
"Fadam’s real name is Erin, but no one remembers that.", My friend’s Instagram story"