Fadaggled - Fadaggled means you’re so messed up you look like a hot dog

Fadaggled means you’re so messed up you look like a hot dog that got stepped on by a dinosaur.

My dad is fadaggled because he tried to eat a whole pie with his nose.

That kid is fadaggled because he tried to wear shoes on his head.

I’m fadaggled because I tried to do a somersault in a bathtub.