fad food

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Fake food that comes out of nowhere just to make you think you're fancy enough to try it before you go back to your old junk food habits.

I tried that kale smoothie and it tasted like my mom's old gym socks.

Why is this sandwich called 'The Ultimate'? It's just bread, meat, and a sauce I've seen on a pizza.

This fad food is so overhyped, I'm gonna eat it and then throw it out.

Lame new food that restaurants make up just to trick you into thinking you're cool for eating it.

This ‘crispy chicken bowl’ is just a salad with chicken and no crunch.

They say it's ‘revolutionary’ but it's just a burger with extra cheese.

I tried the ‘glow-in-the-dark taco’ and it just made my face look like a ghost.

Food that people start eating just because it looks cool on Instagram, even though it tastes like it was made in a microwave.

That ‘rainbow pasta’ looked amazing until I ate it and realized it was just sugar and dye.

I took a picture of my ‘unicorn yogurt’ and posted it, but it’s just vanilla with glitter.

This ‘spiderweb cake’ is so overcomplicated, it’s basically just a cupcake with sprinkles.

Stupid new food that people waste money on just because it has a funny name and a weird color.

That ‘sponge cake’ is just a regular cake with holes.

I paid ten bucks for a ‘mystery meat burrito’ and it was just chicken and beans.

This ‘penguin pizza’ looks cool, but it tastes like it was made by a kid.

New food that’s only good for a few weeks before people forget about it and go back to their old favorites.

That ‘sriracha noodle soup’ was hot, but now it's just a regular soup.

I tried the ‘dragon fruit smoothie’ and it was cool for a day, then I forgot about it.

That ‘space cake’ was fun, but now I’m just eating my usual cookies.

Gimmicky food that's made just to get your attention, even if it's not that good.

That ‘alien taco’ looked cool, but it was just a regular taco with green sauce.

I tried the ‘vampire burger’ and it was just a regular burger with extra sauce.

That ‘ghost pizza’ had a cool name, but it just tasted like regular pizza.