Fad Fapper
A guy who only watches the porn that everyone else is watching, like he's too good to do anything else.
'Why would I watch anything else when I can be watching what everyone else is watching? I'm a king, not a peasant.'
'I don't need to think. I just follow the list like a good little slave.'
'If it's not on the Top 10, I don't even know what it is. It's like it doesn't exist.'