faculty parking game - A stupid thing you do just because you can, and it ends up b

A stupid thing you do just because you can, and it ends up being the worst decision ever. Also means you're a total loser who can't think straight.

I bit the principal's hand. He yelled at me. I got a warning. I got a laugh.

I tried to eat my whole lunch in one bite. It came out my nose. I got a laugh. I got a stain.

I tried to dance in the hallway. No one danced. I got a laugh. I got a detention.