Faculaity
A fancy word for a bunch of jerks who all think they're special and work in a place that smells like old pizza and regret.
The faculty meeting was like a group of angry teachers arguing over who got the last slice of pizza.
Principal Johnson called the faculty a bunch of 'overpaid lunatics' after the school flooded.
The new faculty member walked in and said, 'I'm not here to be your friend, I'm here to be your boss.'