Factutone
The voice someone uses when they feel like they're the only smart person in the room, usually with a 'actually' and a look that says 'you're an idiot.'
'Actually, I didn't just walk into the wall, I walked into it with style.', my uncle, who walks into walls every day.
'Actually, I didn't just spill coffee on my shirt, I spilled it on my shirt like it was a fashion statement.', my coworker, who spills coffee on everything.
'Actually, I didn't just forget my password, I forgot it and then forgot it again.', my dad, who forgot his password 17 times.