factually late - When you drop a 'fun fact' and it’s so obvious that it feels

When you drop a 'fun fact' and it’s so obvious that it feels like you just told someone that water is wet and they’re now questioning your brain.

'Did you know that the Earth rotates?' 'Yeah, I’ve been spinning since I was born.'

'You told me that the moon orbits the Earth.' 'It’s a fun fact!' 'I’ve been watching it for 30 years.'

'I told my cousin that the sky is above us.' 'I’ve been living under it for 25 years, you idiot.'