factualize
A fancy way of saying 'fact' but only if you're bad. Like you’re trying too hard and it backfires.
He said, 'Factualize!' like he was trying to sound smart, but he just sounded dumb.
She said, 'That’s a fact,' but it was clearly a lie and she knew it.
He said, 'Factualize!' and no one believed him because he had a mustache and a comb-over.