Factuality

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A made-up story that everyone thinks is true because they all agreed on it. It might have some facts, or it might just be someone’s wild guess.
"Everyone says it’s true, so it must be true!", said by a person who never checks their facts.
"This is the truth, I swear!", said by someone who just heard it from their mom.
"It’s factuality!", said by a kid who doesn’t know what factuality means.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you mash up the words ‘fact’ and ‘actually’ to make a new word. You use it to try and sound smart when you’re just making stuff up.
"Factually, I’m the best at everything!", said by a kid who failed math.
"Factly, I know everything about the moon.", said by someone who believes the moon is made of cheese.
"Factly, I’m the strongest person in the world.", said by a guy who can’t lift a couch.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When something is so true, even facts can’t handle it. It’s like the truth kicked facts in the face.
"This is so true, even facts are crying.", said by a person who just saw the most beautiful sunset.
"I’m that true, facts are jealous of me.", said by someone who got straight A’s.
"This truth is so strong, it broke the facts.", said by a kid who just discovered gravity.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A statement that some people think is real, even if it’s not. It’s like a rumor that turned into a legend.
"This is the truth, I swear!", said by a person who just got told it by their best friend.
"It’s the real deal, I promise.", said by a guy who bought a used car from a con man.
"This is the real deal!", said by someone who just saw a fake unicorn.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you lie by making it look like you have proof, even though you don’t. It’s like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat, except the rabbit is a lie.
"This is all true, I swear!", said by a politician who just got caught in a lie.
"I have all the facts!", said by a lawyer who just made up the facts.
"This is real, I promise!", said by a used car salesman who sells lemons.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you drop some fancy facts on a fool to sound smarter. It’s like trying to impress someone with big words when you don’t know what they mean.
"Facts, my dear friend, are the key to success.", said by a guy who just failed a test.
"I’m dropping some factz on you!", said by a kid who just read a sentence in a book.
"Factz! I’m dropping factz on you!", said by someone who just saw a normal person.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When something is so obvious, even a blind person could see it. It’s like the truth was yelling at you.
"This is so true, even my dog knows!", said by a person who just saw the most obvious truth.
"This is so true, even my grandma knows!", said by a kid who just got told the most basic fact.
"It’s so true, I could write a book about it!", said by a person who just saw a simple fact.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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