factual no captual
When someone is dropping real truth on you and you say this to show you're 100% behind them, like you're their best friend and they just told you their darkest secret.
'Factual no captual!' I said, because he just explained why the pizza was cold and I was 100% with him.
'Factual no captual!' I yelled, because she just said the math teacher was lying and I believed her.
I said 'Factual no captual!' when my brother explained why the dog ate my homework and I was like, 'Bro, you're a genius.'